Nichole and I, collectively known as Marcole, have been making up our own words for a while now, and have decided that we will put together our own dictionary, hopefully hitting shelves in time for the holidays. Haven't found anyone to distribute it for us yet, but that will come, no worries here. Today I wanted to give you all a glimpse into the amazing randomness of this piece of literary genius...
Smashed Assholes - An adjective, describing the odor of something. Used in a sentence - After that soccer game tonight I smell like a bag of smashed assholes, there is no way that cute girl across the bar will make out with me, crap!
Whiskey Clit - the term given when your lady friend has had a good deal to drink and it takes you just shy of forever to get her off, no matter what method you use. Used in a sentence - It took me an hour to get Sophie off last night, god damn whiskey clit!
Butter Body - name given to a chick who has a very attractive face, but the body would scare most people away. Much like the term "butter face". Used in a sentence - Maria has a hot face, butter body is flipping horrible!
Smeasoning - term given to a good aroma left on your fingers after eating something. Actually a combination of smell and seasoning. Used in sentence - Not sure what they put on those ribs, but it was some fine smeasoning.
Frig - actually, I just love to use that word. Used in a sentence - Frig!
Again, just a sneak peak, many more to be found in the dictionary. Will be a great coffee table book, I'm just saying...