Nichole and I, collectively known as Marcole, have been making up our own words for a while now, and have decided that we will put together our own dictionary, hopefully hitting shelves in time for the holidays. Haven't found anyone to distribute it for us yet, but that will come, no worries here. Today I wanted to give you all a glimpse into the amazing randomness of this piece of literary genius...
Smashed Assholes - An adjective, describing the odor of something. Used in a sentence - After that soccer game tonight I smell like a bag of smashed assholes, there is no way that cute girl across the bar will make out with me, crap!
Whiskey Clit - the term given when your lady friend has had a good deal to drink and it takes you just shy of forever to get her off, no matter what method you use. Used in a sentence - It took me an hour to get Sophie off last night, god damn whiskey clit!
Butter Body - name given to a chick who has a very attractive face, but the body would scare most people away. Much like the term "butter face". Used in a sentence - Maria has a hot face, butter body is flipping horrible!
Smeasoning - term given to a good aroma left on your fingers after eating something. Actually a combination of smell and seasoning. Used in sentence - Not sure what they put on those ribs, but it was some fine smeasoning.
Frig - actually, I just love to use that word. Used in a sentence - Frig!
Again, just a sneak peak, many more to be found in the dictionary. Will be a great coffee table book, I'm just saying...
About Me
- Mark
- I've always wondered if people actually read this stuff. I never do when I'm on other pages. Well, in case, for some strange reason, you find it necessary, I'll give you a little knowledge. I was born in The County. For those of you who don't konw better, that would be Aroostook County. For those of you who do, your jokes won't work on me, they are lame. I'm the son of an investment banker that squandered his every penny on tuna fish sandwiches in the late 80's, and my mother was the lead singer for the Bangles. Neither of those is true, but again, I'm convinced nobody is reading this anyways. I met my wife at a carnival, and we were married by the bearded lady in front of the entire clown brigade. I have a daughter who is training for the 2012 Olympics where she will compete in the Triple Jump and Javelin. We live in a nice little shanty in the woods and are hoping to one day have running water. Any questions?
