Cinco de Mayo is quickly approaching, and nobody is partying?!

Next Tuesday marks another Cinco de Mayo, the Mexican drinking holiday, which marks the invention of Dos Equis or Corona or some damn thing, I don't really care to be honest, I just know that it is another excuse for us crazy Americans to drink. Every local Mexican restaurant will be filled with raucous revelers looking to pour down tequila shots and as much shitty Mexican beer as possible. This will also be the first year in the last 3 that nobody is hosting a party, at least that I have been invited to. Perhaps I have been taken off the cool kids list, that certainly wouldn't surprise me. Guess I will just have to go with wifey to Margaritas and kick back a few drinks as we begin our vacation!