I love the word douchebag. It has a great ring to it. I use it often, especially when referring to people that cut me off in traffic or athletes on rival teams, be it teams I am playing against, or players from teams I don't like (ie. Alex Rodriguez is a douchebag). I recently found a couple of internet related items that help further determine whether or not you yourself are a douchebag.
This site is good. You type in your name, and a few other tidbits of info and the site will tell you whether or not you have a douchebag name. Don't be scared...
The other site refers to your hair, and whether or not your hair style makes you a douchebag or not. Let's just say, if you spend more than an hour on your hair, and spend more than, say, $10 a month on hair products as a dude, you are probably a douchebag.
And just for good measure, check this site out. We all know somebody that should be photographed for this site...
Enjoy!
About Me
- Mark
- I've always wondered if people actually read this stuff. I never do when I'm on other pages. Well, in case, for some strange reason, you find it necessary, I'll give you a little knowledge. I was born in The County. For those of you who don't konw better, that would be Aroostook County. For those of you who do, your jokes won't work on me, they are lame. I'm the son of an investment banker that squandered his every penny on tuna fish sandwiches in the late 80's, and my mother was the lead singer for the Bangles. Neither of those is true, but again, I'm convinced nobody is reading this anyways. I met my wife at a carnival, and we were married by the bearded lady in front of the entire clown brigade. I have a daughter who is training for the 2012 Olympics where she will compete in the Triple Jump and Javelin. We live in a nice little shanty in the woods and are hoping to one day have running water. Any questions?
