4 weeks into the season and the Urban Achievers are working our way to the top of the Power Rankings. We are sitting alone atop our division, having squeaked out a win against 3 Livers last evening. Here we are, the newcomers. Nobody really knows much about the mysterious Turd Ferguson, or the whiley Manute Bowl, or the punishing Moose Knuckles, or the surprisingly dominating Pinky, or the rising star Dink Fingers, or the captain Jay Hammer. We are a sneaky bunch. Unassuming, quiet assassins! Watch out, we are coming for you!
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About Me
- Mark
- I've always wondered if people actually read this stuff. I never do when I'm on other pages. Well, in case, for some strange reason, you find it necessary, I'll give you a little knowledge. I was born in The County. For those of you who don't konw better, that would be Aroostook County. For those of you who do, your jokes won't work on me, they are lame. I'm the son of an investment banker that squandered his every penny on tuna fish sandwiches in the late 80's, and my mother was the lead singer for the Bangles. Neither of those is true, but again, I'm convinced nobody is reading this anyways. I met my wife at a carnival, and we were married by the bearded lady in front of the entire clown brigade. I have a daughter who is training for the 2012 Olympics where she will compete in the Triple Jump and Javelin. We live in a nice little shanty in the woods and are hoping to one day have running water. Any questions?
