4 weeks into the season and the Urban Achievers are working our way to the top of the Power Rankings. We are sitting alone atop our division, having squeaked out a win against 3 Livers last evening. Here we are, the newcomers. Nobody really knows much about the mysterious Turd Ferguson, or the whiley Manute Bowl, or the punishing Moose Knuckles, or the surprisingly dominating Pinky, or the rising star Dink Fingers, or the captain Jay Hammer. We are a sneaky bunch. Unassuming, quiet assassins! Watch out, we are coming for you!
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