So it has been brought to my attention recently that the New Kids on the Block are bringing the reunion tour to the Cumberland County Civic Center on March 25th, and a group of ladies, that shall remain nameless, are planning on being in attendance. One can only assume that Danny Wood or Jonathan Knight is running short on cash, right? I mean, Donnie Wahlberg is doing alright, Jordan Knight and Joey McIntyre had comebacks not to long ago, so they should be fine, right? The only other logical reason I can come up with is that they need an ego stroking. It's been a while since the ladies were all screaming their names as they danced around in their ripped jeans begging "Please Don't Go Girl".
Now that we have an idea of why they are coming back, the only question remaining is why are people going to see them? When they first hit the scene I was in fifth grade. I vividly remember this because I was actually a fan of them. As you can well imagine, I took a LOT of crap for this, but let me give you my reasons. The chicks loved them. They loved the idea that I was into something they were in to. Therefore, I was always hanging out with chicks! While my guy friends gave me crap, I was spending all kinds of time with the lovely ladies of the fifth grade. In the end, I was brilliant! Sorry, got a little distracted with my thoughts of yesteryear. The real question is this, why would a bunch of late 20, early 30 year old ladies want to go see the New Kids on the Block? I really don't know, but if I am smart, I will go with them!
About Me
- Mark
- I've always wondered if people actually read this stuff. I never do when I'm on other pages. Well, in case, for some strange reason, you find it necessary, I'll give you a little knowledge. I was born in The County. For those of you who don't konw better, that would be Aroostook County. For those of you who do, your jokes won't work on me, they are lame. I'm the son of an investment banker that squandered his every penny on tuna fish sandwiches in the late 80's, and my mother was the lead singer for the Bangles. Neither of those is true, but again, I'm convinced nobody is reading this anyways. I met my wife at a carnival, and we were married by the bearded lady in front of the entire clown brigade. I have a daughter who is training for the 2012 Olympics where she will compete in the Triple Jump and Javelin. We live in a nice little shanty in the woods and are hoping to one day have running water. Any questions?
