Your mom is so fat...

OK, another list. Not like the past couple, but a very important year end list. The past couple I put together were meant to be funny, showing a bit of my humorous side. Now, to get a little more serious...

10. Your mom is so fat, when she goes to the zoo, the elephants throw her peanuts

9. Your mom is so fat, when she ran away a few years back, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton

8. Your mom is so fat, her belly button doesn't have lint, it has full sweaters

7. Your mom is so fat, when the doctor diagnosed her with a flesh eating disease, she was told she had 13 years left to live

6. Your mom is so fat, she could sell shade in the summer

5. Your mom is so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her hand

4. Your mom is so fat, when she walks in high heels she strikes oil

3. Your mom is so fat, when I climbed on top of her my ears popped

2. Your mom is so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep trying to get back up

1. Your mom is so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks

Man I love these jokes, they never get old! What will tomorrow bring us for a list? Stay tuned... I'm just saying...